So have you heard the story of Kofi's incredibly deep essay he wrote for application to Harvard? No? Well read it yourself on his blog "Thy Pen Bleeds" or check out the excerpt below...
Thy Pen Bleeds
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"Life is a series of numbers waiting to be decoded…Probability is
that you will never figure the equation out and if you do it’s 1 over
an endless integer….you see to question theories is to question life and
its existence….theories of scientific discoveries are never a fact thus
they are only reasons lasting for a certain amount of time until
another scientist proofs the theory otherwise…..My first year at MIT
almost defaulted my memory lane…I spent a semester trying to find clues
as to what I should write my theories on in order to be eligible for a
full scholarship and also end up on the dean’s list……Not that I needed
the money for tuition, trust me it was never the case….but rather I
wanted to amount to something the world has yet to see….days and weeks
passed by until I came across a concept one wee early mornings of the
day……This concept prompted me to write a mathematical theory paper
questioning the idea as to if “1+1 is actually equal to 2”….you see to
majority of you out there, you will say yes it amounts to 2………As of
today I am still working on proofing the theory otherwise……in order not
to confuse the public I will only give you a clue as to why it might not
be so without having to work out the equation on this blog….You see
first and foremost you must ask yourself what is “1” and thus what is
the integer “1”made up of?!…yes it is confusing but as I enlisted
earlier on…. “life is a series of numbers waiting to be decoded”
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What's wrong with this?
1. Kofi went to MIT now? What? I thought you were a Harvard boy!
2. Oh, don't need money for tuition? Ehhh then why do you steal...
3. Your theory is bullshit.
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